Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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