Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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