don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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