Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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