Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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