when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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