Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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