Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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