We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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