Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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