i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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