Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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