So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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