i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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