Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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