Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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