Having a random hookup so left but love u
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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