I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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