Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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