My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
ttyl tear gas
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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