can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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