She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
