White coat. Heels.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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