I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
There r osticjed everywhere
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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