Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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