She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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