Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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