My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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