he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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