it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
this just has baby written all over it
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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