I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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