I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
