I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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