And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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