Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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