Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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