He uses pillows to masturbate.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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