U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You should frame my arrest warrant.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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