she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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