making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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