She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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