Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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