I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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