ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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