So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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