So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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