then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
where are my eyebrows?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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