i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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