Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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