This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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