i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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