T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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