LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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