Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My bed smells like the plague
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