i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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