quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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