I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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