so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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